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Red, White, Blue

From Jessica, age 7, Abilene, TX

What’s red, white, blue, and green?

A patriotic turtle!
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The Stamp Act

From Jonathan K., age 14, Georgia

What happened as a result of the Stamp Act?

The Americans licked the British!
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American Colonists

From Betty, age 9, CT

What kind of tea did the American colonists crave?

Liber-tea!
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Dance 1776

From Rachel, age 8, Long Beach, CA

What dance was very popular in 1776?

Indepen-dance!
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Rating: +18 (from 28 votes)

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Declaration of Independence

From Christy, age 14, Denver, CO

Teacher: “Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?”

Student: “On the bottom!”
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Rating: -5 (from 21 votes)

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