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From Taylor, age 10, Sullivan, Missouri
There were three bugs sleeping in a house and Bug#1 slept in the fridge, Bug#2 slept in the sink,and Bug#3 slept in the toilet. When they got up in the morning they asked each other, "How did you sleep?". Bug#1 said, "I slept great." Bug#2 said, "I slept wonderful." Guess what Bug #3 said?
Bug #3 said "I slept horrible. First, it rained, then it thundered, then it lightninged. I would have died if i didn't jump on that log!"
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