Why did the blonde girl stare at the orange juice box?
It said to concentrate!
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Blonde Jokes
There is a blondy driving down the street and she saw a sign that said YMCA.
She said “OOOO they spelled MACY’s wrong!”
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There was a brunette, a red head, and a blonde who just came back from a party. Unfortunately their six hundred story buildings elevator wasn’t working so they had to walk up the stairs. To make time fly they decided the brunette would tell jokes for the first 200 flights, the red head would tell happy stories for the next 200 flights and, the blonde would tell sad stories for the last 200 flights. They start up the stairs.
After 2 hours it’s the blondes turn and she says “Here’s my sad story. I left the room keys downstairs!”
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There are 2 blondes hunting for bears.
They see a sign that says “BEAR LEFT” and they go home.
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A blonde texted me and said
I can’t text you right now; my phone’s not working!
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