A blonde walks into a restaurant. In a proud voice she shouts, “38 days!” Another blond walks in. They high-five and say, “38 days!” Three more blondes walk in, high-fiving and saying, “38 days!” A man is wondering why they all are so happy, so he asks, “What was 38 days?” A blonde answers…
We did a puzzle that said 5+ years, but we finished it in only 38 days!
What did the blonde say when she saw Cheerios?
“Look! Doughnut seeds!”
Two blonde girls got locked out of the car with the keys inside. One blonde girl tries to open the door with a crayon, and the other blonde girl says …
Hurry up, the sunroof is open!
Why did the Blonde take a ladder into the bar?
Because she heard the drinks were on the house!
How can you tell that a blonde’s been baking chocolate chip cookies?
There’s M&M shells all over the floor.