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A blonde walks into a restaurant. In a proud voice she shouts, “38 days!” Another blond walks in. They high-five and say, “38 days!” Three more blondes walk in, high-fiving and saying, “38 days!” A man is wondering why they all are so happy, so he asks, “What was 38 days?” A blonde answers…

We did a puzzle that said 5+ years, but we finished it in only 38 days!
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What did the blonde say when she saw Cheerios?

“Look! Doughnut seeds!”
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Two blonde girls got locked out of the car with the keys inside. One blonde girl tries to open the door with a crayon, and the other blonde girl says …

Hurry up, the sunroof is open!
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Why did the Blonde take a ladder into the bar?

Because she heard the drinks were on the house!
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How can you tell that a blonde’s been baking chocolate chip cookies?

There’s M&M shells all over the floor.
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