Blonde Jokes

So one day a blonde walks into a store.
Blonde: How much for the television?
Clerk: Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes.
So she dyed her hair brown, the next day she returned.
Blonde: How much for the television?
Clerk: Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes.
So she dyed her hair black, the next day she returned.
Blonde: How much for the television?
Clerk: Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes.
Blonde: How do you know I’m a blonde?

Clerk: Because it’s a microwave.
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A blonde was running from the cops, and she stops
and asks for …

directions!
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There were a brunette, a blonde, and a red head. They were going to heaven. There was a stairway of 100 stairs. Upon each step was a joke. If the women laughed, the devil would pull them down.

The brunette got to 59, the red head to 75, and the blonde made it to 100.

Just as God welcomed her to heaven, she burst out in laughter and said : Ohh! That first question… I totally get it!!
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There is a blonde convention to see how smart they are.

The professor who thought of the convention asks a blonde to come up. A blonde man volunteers. The professor asks “What’s 2+2?”. The blonde thinks and says “3”. The professor says “Nope”, the blondes chant “Give him another chance”.

So the professor says again “Nope”. The blondes chant “Give him another chance”. The professor says “What’s 2+2?”. The blonde thinks and says “4”.

The blondes chant …………….

“Give him another chance!!!”
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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become astronauts. The Head of Operations says, “If you could go anywhere in our Solar System, where would you go?” The brunette chooses Mars, the redhead chooses Neptune, and the blonde chooses the Sun.
“You can’t go to the Sun,” says the Head. “You’d burn up!”

“Silly you,” says the blonde. “I’d go when it’s nighttime!”
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