Three people fall from a building – a brunette, a redhead and a blonde. Who hits the ground last?
The blonde – she had to stop and ask for directions!!!!!!
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Blonde Jokes
Three blondes get lost in a cave, find a lamp and rub it.
A genie comes out and says “Since there are three of you you each get one wish.”
First blonde: I wish I was back home petting my dog. Her wish was granted.
Second blonde: I wish I was making cookies at my grandma’s house. Her wish was granted.
What did the third blonde say?
Third blonde: It’s lonely down here… I wish my friends were back! The two blondes got back and the genie was gone.
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What is the difference between Bigfoot sightings and smart blonde sightings?
There have been Bigfoot sightings!
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How do you drown a blonde?
You put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool!
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