What did the blonde say when she saw Cheerios?
“Look! Doughnut seeds!”
Two blonde girls got locked out of the car with the keys inside. One blonde girl tries to open the door with a crayon, and the other blonde girl says …
Hurry up, the sunroof is open!
Why did the Blonde take a ladder into the bar?
Because she heard the drinks were on the house!
How can you tell that a blonde’s been baking chocolate chip cookies?
There’s M&M shells all over the floor.
How do you kill a blonde?
Tell them to get split ends!!!!