Three ants were walking in a line.
First ant: There are two ants walking behind me.
Second ant: There is one ant walking behind me.
Third ant said: There are two ants coming behind me.
Can you guess why the third ant said that?
Bug Jokes
Because it lied!
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
At the BP station!
How does a spider e-mail his girlfriend?
He uses the web!
Why did the spider cross the road?
To get to his web-site!
What did the bug say after he hit the windsheld?
If I had the guts, I’d do it again!
What is worse than a centipede with sore feet?
A giraffe with a sore throat!
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