Cat Jokes

From Griffin, 8 years old, California

What do you feed an invisible cat?

Evaporated milk.

Rating: +5 (from 13 votes)

From Ellie, 11 years old, Louisville, Kentucky (USA)

Why couldn’t the alien kitty drink her milk?

Because it was in a flying saucer!

Rating: +4 (from 12 votes)

From Austin K., 10 years old, Crab Orchard NE

What type of car does a cat drive?

A Cat-illac!

Rating: +5 (from 19 votes)

From Jerryroreo, 3 years old, Saugus, MA

What do you get when a cat walks on the beach?

You get Sandy Paws.

Rating: +5 (from 35 votes)

From Morgan , 9 years old, Green Bay Wi.

Why can’t a cheetah hide?

Because it always gets spotted!

Rating: +10 (from 20 votes)