Cat Jokes

Why can’t leopards hide?

Cause they’re always spotted!
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What do you call a frozen cat?

A catsicle!
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What kind of kitten works for the Red Cross?

A First Aid Kit!
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Why are cats good at video games?

Because they have nine lives!
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What happens when a cat walks across the desert?

It gets “Sandy Claws”.
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