Cat Jokes

What is a cat’s favorite color?

Purr-ple!
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What do cats say when they see their owner with a different cat?

I saw you last night, and I had that kind of feline.
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What do you call an eight-legged cat?

An octopus.
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My friend said that he wanted a cat good for mice. So I decided to give him one. I bought the cat and gave it to my friend. A few days later, though, he complained. “This cat doesn’t even care about catching mice!”

I replied, “Well isn’t that good for the mice?”
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Why can’t leopards hide?

Cause they’re always spotted!
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What do you call a frozen cat?

A catsicle!
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