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Why has no one ever spotted a leopard in Africa?

Because they are already born with spots!
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African Cats

Why shouldn’t you play a game with African cats?

Because there are Lyons, and Cheetahs!
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Tiger Riddle

Who went in the tiger’s lair and came out alive?

The tiger!
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Kind of Cat

WHAT KIND OF CAT LIKES WATER?

An octoPUSS!
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Cat Magazine

What’s a cat’s favorite magazine?

The catalog!
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