Christmas Jokes

From Bun Bun, 9 years old, Echuca

What does Santa say when his sleigh goes in reverse?

OH OH OH!

Rating: +6 (from 14 votes)

From Amia Williams, 8 years old, New Orleans

Why was a reindeer nose red?

Because he had a cold.

Rating: -5 (from 19 votes)

From Angelina Bea Moore, 7 years old, Tower MN

What is invisible and smells like cookies and milk?

Santa’s burp!

Rating: -2 (from 16 votes)

From Barrett W., 10 years old, Iowa

When Santa leaves the L out of the alphabet, what does the teacher say???

“Noel, Noel, Noel!”

Rating: +3 (from 31 votes)

From Nikki, 12 years old, CT

What’s big, fat, and howls that it CAN’T fly??

Santa PAWS!!!

Rating: +5 (from 19 votes)