Christmas Jokes

What does James Bond eat for Christmas ?

Mince Spies!
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What is a hip hopper’s favorite thing about Christmas?

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Why is Santa good at karate?

He has a black belt!
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What Christmas song is hidden in the alphabet:
A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z?

Noel (No “L”)
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What do you get when you cross Santa with a cat?

Santa Claws!
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