Christmas Jokes

There’s this guy on a game show and he has one last question.
What are two of Santa’s reindeer’s? The guy answers, “Rudolph and Olive.” The game show host asks, “How do you explain Olive?”

You know, Olive the other reindeer!
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What is Santa’s favorite place?

His ho-home!
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What does James Bond eat for Christmas ?

Mince Spies!
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What is a hip hopper’s favorite thing about Christmas?

Wrapping!
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Why is Santa good at karate?

He has a black belt!
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What Christmas song is hidden in the alphabet:
A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z?

Noel (No “L”)
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