Computer Jokes

How does a tree get access to a computer?

It LOGS on!
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What did Apple call their new, large computer?

The Big Mac!
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Why was it easy for the bully to beat up the computer?

It ran on MicroSOFT!
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What should you do when someone sends useless emails about canned meat?

Spam them back!
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What do you call a dog sleeping on a computer?

Browser!!!
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