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Too Tired

Why couldn`t the bike stand on one wheel?

Because it was too tired!
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Jigabyte

What do you call a hard driive who likes music?

A Jigabyte!
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2000 Windows

Why couldn’t the computer close his Windows?

He had 2000 of them!
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Mickey Mouse

What cartoon character do you use to move your cursor to get to websites?

Mickey Mouse!
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Pet Mouse

What do computers have to take care of?

Their pet mouse!
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