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New Car

From Ethan, 6 years old, Georgia

Why did the man buy a Ford?

Because he wanted to go ford not backward!
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Playing Chicken

From Kellen Savoy, 7 years old, Conroe,TX USA

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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Flea Crossing

From Hamish R C, 9 years old, Hertfordshire, England

What do you get if you cross a Scotsman with a flea?

Hopscotch!
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Rating: -6 (from 26 votes)

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Chicken Crossing Road

From Kandi, age 8, Mariposa, California

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side. (Sorry-just had to go old school)
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Rating: +1 (from 49 votes)

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Hedgehog Crossing

From Craig, age 13, Kemsley Sittingbourne, England

Why did the hedgehog cross the road?

To see his flat mate!
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Rating: +7 (from 29 votes)

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