Cross the Road Jokes

Why did the dirty chicken cross the road and then cross back?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!
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Why did the rubber ducky cross the road?

To get to the bath!
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Why did the sheep cross the road?

To go to the bahhbers!
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Why did the llama cross the road?

Because the chicken retired!!
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Why didn’t the turkey cross the road?

He was too stuffed!
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