Cross the Road Jokes

Why did the bubble gum cross the road?

Because it was stuck to the chicken’s foot!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens hadn’t been invented!
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Why did the dirty chicken cross the road and then cross back?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!
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Why did the rubber ducky cross the road?

To get to the bath!
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Why did the sheep cross the road?

To go to the bahhbers!
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