Cross the Road Jokes

Why did the doctor cross the road?

Because, the chicken was sick!
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Why did the banana cross the road?

Because he had to split!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop!
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Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because, he didn’t have the guts!
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Why did the dog cross the road?

To get to the barking lot!
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Why did the one-armed guy cross the road?

Because he wanted to get to the second hand shop!
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