Cross the Road Jokes

Why did the otter cross the road?

To get to the otter (other) side!
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Why did the turkey cross the road?

It was the chickens day off!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To go to the moooo-vies!
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Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?

It got stuck in a crack!
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Why did the doctor cross the road?

Because, the chicken was sick!
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Why did the banana cross the road?

Because he had to split!
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