Cross the Road Jokes

Why did the dog cross the road?

To get to the barking lot!
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Why did the one-armed guy cross the road?

Because he wanted to get to the second hand shop!
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Why did the pencil cross the road?

To get to Pencil-vania!!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop!
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Why did the bubble gum cross the road?

Because it was stuck to the chicken’s foot!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens hadn’t been invented!
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