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Dancing Chips

Why were the chips dancing?

Because of the salsa!
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Dancing Napkin

Why did the napkin dance across the table?

It had a little boogie in it!
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Stood Up

Why didn’t the statue go to the dance?

Because it got stood up!!!
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This is Patty

How did the hamburger introduce his wife?

Hi this is Patty!
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Line Dancing

How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb.

Five!…Six!…Seven!…Eight!
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