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Dancing Chips

From Cassandra , 11 years old, Illinois, Newton

Why were the chips dancing?

Because of the salsa!
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Dancing Napkin

From Mario, a reader, NM,Albuquerque

Why did the napkin dance across the table?

It had a little boogie in it!
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Rating: -16 (from 188 votes)

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Stood Up

From Kaitlyn J. , age 9, Australia

Why didn’t the statue go to the dance?

Because it got stood up!!!
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Rating: -28 (from 108 votes)

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This is Patty

From Kyla, age 8, North America

How did the hamburger introduce his wife?

Hi this is Patty!
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Rating: +3 (from 145 votes)

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Line Dancing

From Michelle, age 10, Ontario

How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb.

Five!…Six!…Seven!…Eight!
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Rating: -57 (from 235 votes)

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