How does a blonde kill a fish?
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Cattle
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cattle.
Cattle who?
4 Blondes on a Plane
There are 4 blondes and a brunette on a plane. The pilot says,”The load is too heavy, we’re going to have to drop something.” So he drops some of the load. The pilot says again, “The load is still too heavy, I have to drop more.” He drops more of the cargo. The pilot says again, ” The load is still too heavy, so I’ll have to drop the bottom of the plane.”
“Hold on!” The pilot says “The load is still too heavy, which one of you will volunteer to let go?” The brunette says “I’ll do it.”
Chicken
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Tell a Joke
Why isn’t it safe to tell a joke while ice skating?
Beverage For Chicks
What beverage do baby chicks like to drink?
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