Why wasn’t the grave digger working?
Archives for June 2006
He was on his coffin break.
Black and White
What’s black and white and blue all over?
A penguin holding its breath!
Rocket
How did the rocket lose its job?
It got fired.
Anita
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita!
Anita who?
Anita to borrow a pencil!
Blonde and a Tree
A blonde was swerving down the road and a police officer pulls her over and says, “Miss, why are you swerving?
The blonde replies, “Well there is a tree in the middle of the road and I’m trying not to hit it.
The police officer replied, “Miss, that’s your air freshener.”
Olive
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive my mom!