Why did the girl throw a clock out of the window?
Archives for August 2006
To see time fly!
Abbey
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abbey.
Abbey who?
Abbey stung me on the nose!
Sleep with Ruler
Why did the man sleep with a ruler?
To see how long he could sleep.
Elephants and People
What do elephants have that people dont’ have?
Baby elephants!
A Man in the Jungle
A man was lost in the jungle. He reached an old hut in the middle of the jungle. There he found one oil lamp, one stove and one cigarette. Unfortunately in his matchstick box, he had only one matchstick. So, which thing will he light up first?
The matchstick!
Belt and Jail
Why did the belt go to jail?
Because he held up a pair of pants!