How do you turn a pumpkin into a different vegatable?
Archives for October 2006
Throw it in the air and when it comes down it becomes a squash!
Computer and Doctor
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus!
Parrot and Centipede
What do you get when you come across a parrot and a centipede?
A walkie-talkie!
Trash
What do you call three feet of trash?
A junk yard! (3 feet = 1 yard)
Pirates and Cookies
What is a pirate’s favorite cookie?
Chips AHOY!
Skeleton and Motorcycle
What did the skeleton say when he jumped on his motorcycle?
Bone to be wild! (born)
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