Why can’t motorbikes stand up by themselves?
Archives for January 2007
Because they are too (2) tired!!!
Old Lady
Why did the old lady tie roller skates to her rocking chair?
Because she wanted to rock and roll!
Broccoli
What is the diffrence between broccoli and snot?
Kids don’t eat broccoli!
Spaghetti
Where did the spaghetti go to dance?
To the Meat Ball!
Police
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police (please) stop saying those knock knock jokes.
Light Bulb
How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
100. 1 to hold the light and 99 to turn the house.