What’s the deep sea actor’s name?
Archives for February 2007
Johnny Depth!
Black and White and Read
What’s black and white and read all over?
A newspaper!
Midget Fortune Teller
What did the headlines say when the midget fortune teller escaped the police?
“Small Medium at Large!”
Raining
How do you know when it’s raining cats and dogs?
When you step in a poodle.
Big Chimney and Little Chimney
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?
You’re too little to smoke!
Grizzly Bear
What do you call a grizzly bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!