Have you ever heard the story of the man who lost his left side?
Archives for March 2007
Well, he’s all right now!
Dog
Where do you find a one-legged dog?
Where you left it!
Say
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Say.
Say who?
Who?
Knitting and Driving
A blonde was knitting while driving down the highway when she heard a cop yell at her, “Pull over!”
She looked back and yelled, “No, it’s not a pullover. It’s a scarf!”
Cow with No Legs
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground Beef!
Art Teacher
Why did the art teacher take a pencil to bed?
So she could draw the curtains!
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