What do you call a guy who jumps in a mud puddle, then crosses the road twice?
Archives for April 2007
A dirty double crosser!
Rooster
Why didn’t the rooster cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
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Four Leaf Clover
What do you get when you cross poison oak with a four leaf clover?
A rash of good luck.
Black and White, Black and White
What’s black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white and red all over?
A panda, zebra, penguin, and dalmatian in a fight!
Cat Cross the Road
Why did the cat cross the road?
Because a mouse was on the other side!