Timmy: Hi Joe! What web site are you on?
Joe: Google.
Timmy: Want t hear a knock-knock joke?
Joe: Sure.
Timmy: Knock-knock.
Joe: Who’s there?
Timmy: Yah.
Joe: Yah who?
Archives for August 2008
Chicken Legs
Why did the chicken go to the store??
Complicated Money Joke
There was a Duck, a Frog, and a Skunk, and all of them were in line at the dollar theater when the lady said that will be 3 dollars. 2 of them could pay but one could not; who could not pay and why?
Fire and Water
A mother had put her child to bed. Thinking he was asleep, she started washing the dishes. About five minutes later the little boy comes down and asks for a glass of water. The mom gave him some water and he was off to bed. One minute later the little boy came back for a glass of water. The mom wondered why the boy could be so thirsty but gave him the water anyway. Two minutes later he came back and asked for another glass of water. Finally the mom asked “Why on earth are you so thirsty?”
Accountant
What animal is good at math?
Wet Towel
What dries as it gets wetter?
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