How does a penguin build his house ?
Archives for January 2009
Igloos it together!
Duck Bill
A duck walks into a drug store and goes to the beauty department. The duck grabs some lip gloss. She walks up to the chaser. “Credit or Debit?”
“Put it right on my ‘bill’ !”
Three Countries
What is the biggest rope? Which is the biggest mark? Which is the biggest pan?
Europe, Denmark, Japan!
Mega Bites
Why is the computer overweight?
Because its always taking megabytes!
Billiards
What is green, has four legs, can’t move and would kill you if it fell out a tree on top of you?
A pool table!
No Humerous
Why was the skeleton not funny?
Cause he had no funny bone!
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