How do you make Pikachu get in the bus?
Archives for August 2009
Poke him on!
Ladies First
Teacher: Peter, correct the sentence ” The bull and the cow are grazing”.
Peter: The cow and the bull are grazing.
Teacher: What is the change you have made?
Peter: Ladies First!!
Pig’s Homework
What does a pig do after school on a Friday?
Hamwork!
Liberty Torch
Teacher: Why does the Statue of Liberty carry a torch?
Student: Because nobody should read in the dark!
Magnetized
What did the magnet say to the paperclip?
I find you very attractive!
Fight Over Chocolate
Teacher: If you had five chocolates on your desk and the boy next to you took three what would you have?
Answer: A fight!
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