Why do hummingbirds hum?
Archives for March 2011
They don’t know the words!
One More Slide
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!
Ivor Knock
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ivor
Ivor who?
Ivor you let me in or I kick the door down!
Kindergarten
What is the only class you can plant a flower in?
Kindergarden!
Drawn Bacteria
Teacher:Draw a diagram of a bacteria.
Student:I have already drawn it.
Teacher:Your paper is blank and i cant see a thing…….
Student:Teacher,you forgot we cannot see microorganisms with our naked eye!!
Moron Joke
There are two morons on a bridge. There is a big moron and a little moron. The big moron fell off the bridge, why didn’t the little one fall off?
He was a little More on the bridge!
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