What did the hot dog say when he crossed the finish line?
Running Hot Dog
I’m a weiner!!!
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From Maria, age 14, Albany, Louisiana
What did the hot dog say when he crossed the finish line?
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What does the pink panther say when he steps on an ant?
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What is a vampire’s favourite holiday?
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Why was the coach mad at the vending machine?
From Pandy, age 13, Quebec, Canada
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
From Mckinzie, age 10, Richmond,VA
Why did the turkey join the band?
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