Why did the goat join the band?
Archives for October 2013
He has horns!
On a Space Walk?
When do astronauts eat?
At LAUNCH time!
All sorts?
What kind of people do you find in school?
Nerds, Dum Dums, and Smarties!
Knock, knock …
Person #1 knocks on Person #2’s door.
Person #1 says,”Knock knock!”
Person #2 says,”Come in!”
Person #1 is puzzled.”Why didn’t you say who’s there?”
Person #2 replies,”Because whenever I do, someone always answers with a stupid joke!”
To Pack His Trunk?
Why did the elephant cross the road?
Because the chicken was on strike.
Deep Question
What is everything but nothing?
Something.
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