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How does a group of dolphins decide on something?

Flipper coin!
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Did the dolphin break the vase by accident?

No – dolphins do everything on Porpoise!
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How does a group of dolphins make a decision?

Flipper coin!
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Which is the smallest city?

Electricity!
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If a teacher tells a class to put their pencils down, why didn’t they put them down?

Because they were all holding pens!
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