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Dolphin Joke

How does a group of dolphins make a decision?

Flipper coin!
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Electricity

Which is the smallest city?

Electricity!
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Pens Down

If a teacher tells a class to put their pencils down, why didn’t they put them down?

Because they were all holding pens!
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Doll Fin

What do you call a doll which swims in the water?

A doll-phin!
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Silly Dolphin Joke

Why do dolphins have two eyes?

So they can see underwater!
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