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If April showers bring May flowers, then what do May flowers bring?

Pilgrims.
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Why couldn’t the flower ride the bike?

Because its petals (pedals) fell off!
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Why should you never tell a secret in a cornfield?

Because the corn has ears!
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What did the farmer say when he forgot the corn?

AW SHUCKS!!!!!!
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What did the tree say to Autumn?

Leaf me alone!
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