Flower and Garden Jokes

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!
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What kind of flower grows on your face?

Tulips (two lips)!
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If April showers bring May flowers, then what do May flowers bring?

Pilgrims.
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Why couldn’t the flower ride the bike?

Because its petals (pedals) fell off!
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Why should you never tell a secret in a cornfield?

Because the corn has ears!
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