Why did the corn go on a diet?
Flower and Garden Jokes
Because he was feeling husky!
What kind of flower looks like it just came back from a fight?
A black-eyed susan!
How do you know flowers have a mouth?
How else would they hav two-lips (tulips)?
How does a rose ride a bike?
by using his petals!
What did the tree say to Autumn?
Leaf me alone!
What did the bride say when she dropped her bouquet?
Whoopsy daisies!
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