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Farmer’s Holy Jeans

From Kyle, 6 years old, Moscow, Russia

How did the farmer fix his jeans?

With a cabbage patch!
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Rating: +4 (from 28 votes)

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Tree Fingers

From Chelsea, 9 years old, Vancouver B.C.

What type of tree can grow fingers?

A palm tree!
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Rating: +27 (from 81 votes)

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Tree Checkers

From Katie, 11 years old, Kettering,OH

Why didn’t the tree play checkers?

Because he was a Chess-nut tree!
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Rating: +5 (from 17 votes)

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Flowers to Each Other

From Gabrielle, age 8, Toronto, Canada

What did the flower say to the flower beside him?

Move over, bud!
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Rating: -155 (from 437 votes)

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Tree Drink

From Marie, age 11, Dallas,TX

What is a tree’s favorite drink?

Root beer!
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Rating: +6 (from 8 votes)

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