Flower and Garden Jokes

Why couldn’t the flower ride its bike?

It lost its petals.
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What do you call a sad tree?

A weeping willow!
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If April showers bring May flowers, what do the May flowers bring?

Pilgrims!
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What is a tree’s favorite drink?

Root beer!
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Jack: Say, Jill, however did you get that bump on your nose?
Jill: Well, I bent down to smell a brose in my garden, and…
Jack: There is no “b” in rose.

Jill: There was in this one!!
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What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!
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