Flower and Garden Jokes

Jack: Say, Jill, however did you get that bump on your nose?
Jill: Well, I bent down to smell a brose in my garden, and…
Jack: There is no “b” in rose.

Jill: There was in this one!!
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What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!
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What kind of flower grows on your face?

Tulips (two lips)!
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If April showers bring May flowers, then what do May flowers bring?

Pilgrims.
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Why couldn’t the flower ride the bike?

Because its petals (pedals) fell off!
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