Flower and Garden Jokes

Which flower talks the most and why?

Tulips. It’s because they have two lips!
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Which flower is the chattiest flower around?

Tulips, because they talk a mile a minute with their two lips!
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Why couldn’t the flower ride its bike?

It lost its petals.
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What do you call a sad tree?

A weeping willow!
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If April showers bring May flowers, what do the May flowers bring?

Pilgrims!
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What is a tree’s favorite drink?

Root beer!
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