Flower and Garden Jokes

From Jerry, a grownup, Saugus, MA USA

If April showers bring Mayflowers, what do Mayflowers bring?

Pilgrims!

Rating: +13 (from 13 votes)

From Areebah Shah Nawaz Dayo, 10 years old, Pakistan

How do trees use the Internet?

They log in!!!!!!!!!!

Rating: +8 (from 14 votes)

From Ajanee', 10 years old, Michigan

What kind of flowers gives kisses?

Tulips!

Rating: +1 (from 15 votes)

From Hayden, 9 years old, California, USA

What do you call a plant that roars?

A dandelion!

Rating: +2 (from 20 votes)

From Meg, 12 years old, Utah.

What is a green house made of?

Glass

Rating: -5 (from 15 votes)