Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?
Food Jokes
Because it ran out of juice.
What type of jam don’t you want on toast?
Toe jam!
How does a nut sneeze?
Cashew!
Why did the bread go fishing?
It wanted to loaf around!
A missionary was walking in Africa when he heard the ominous padding of a lion behind him. “Oh Lord,” prayed the missionary, “Grant in thy goodness that the lion walking behind me is a good Christian lion.”
In the silence that followed, the missionary heard the lion praying too: “Oh lord,” he prayed, “I thank thee for the food which I am about to receive.”
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it felt crummy!
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