Jack: Hey! Get your elbow out of my ribs!
Mike: I don’t have my elbow in your ribs! I have it in your food!
Food Jokes
Jack: I’m eating ribs, Mike!
A man got on a bus with a banana in his ear and the busdriver said–“Hey buddy, you have a banana in your ear!”
The man said–“Sorry, I can’t hear you. I have a banana in my ear!”
What do bakers play at their lunchbreak?
Tic Tac Dough!
What starts with ‘t’ ends with ‘t’ and is full of ‘t’?
a teapot
How did the egg laugh?
It cracked itself up!
What’s yellow, green and nasty?
A pickle swimming in lemonade!
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