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Why Did Tomato

From Olivia, age 14, London

Why did the tomato blush?

Because it saw the salad dressing!
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Rating: +5 (from 45 votes)

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Banana Line Drive

From Peter, age 10, Maryland

What do you get when a line drive hits a banana?

A banana split!
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Rating: -8 (from 42 votes)

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How To Cream Puff

From Jackall, age 10, Australia

How do you make a cream puff?

Chase it around your back yard!
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Rating: -29 (from 47 votes)

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Fridge Run

From Juliet, age 10, Australia

Is your fridge running?

Then you better go catch it!
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Rating: +8 (from 30 votes)

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Muffins in Oven

From Shira H., age 9, Massachussetts

There are two muffins in the oven, one says,”Boy, it’s getting hot in here.” The other one says:

“Ahh! A talking muffin!”
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Rating: -25 (from 73 votes)

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