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Florida First

Where does Florida come before Utah?

The dictionary!
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Arkansas

How do you abbreviate Arkansas?

Just start spelling it, then stop!
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Page Turn

What did the page say to the other page?

Don’t you turn away from me!
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Washing Town

Where does the president send his dirty clothes?

To Wash-ington D.C.!
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Ordinary Back Pack

There were 4 people on a plane. 2 of them were very important, 1 of them was just an ordinary man, and the other was a kid. Then, the plane started crashing, but there was only 3 jet packs.
The 2 important people took parachutes, because they are important. Then, the man said to the kid, “You can take the last parachute, so you can live a longer life, but I’m just an ordinary man.”
“No, we can BOTH live,” said the boy. “But there’s only 1 parachute left,” said the man…

“No, one of the important people took my backpack
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