Health and Body Jokes

From Luke, 10 years old, Toronto

What nationality are you when you go to the bathroom?

European.

Rating: +4 (from 14 votes)

From Rosalind, 7 years old, California

What did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek ?

You better not cross the line!

Rating: +6 (from 12 votes)

From Jessica Crugnale, 11 years old, Malden, MA

Have you seen the movie “Constipated” yet?

No, it hasn’t come out yet!

Rating: +3 (from 21 votes)

From Michael Obama, 10 years old, The White House

What is Labor Day?

When Mommies have their babies.

Rating: +9 (from 15 votes)

From Brooke Marsh, 9 years old, Louisiana

Why did the nose cross the road?

Because he got picked on!

Rating: +1 (from 21 votes)