Health and Body

Why did the boy sleep with the ruler?

So he could measure how long he slept.
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Why do people say Captain Kirk has three ears?

He has a left ear, a right ear, and a final frontier!
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What happens when your nose runs and your feet smell?

You were built upside down!
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What game do you play with a cold?

Follow the SNEEZER!
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If you broke your leg in two places, what would you do?

Never go back to those two places!
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