Health and Body

Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?

Because, then it would be a foot!
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Why do people say Captain Kirk has three ears?

He has a left ear, a right ear, and a final frontier!
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What are two reasons people wear diapers?

Number 1 and Number 2!
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Why did the boy sleep with the ruler?

So he could measure how long he slept.
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Why do people say Captain Kirk has three ears?

He has a left ear, a right ear, and a final frontier!
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What happens when your nose runs and your feet smell?

You were built upside down!
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