Health and Body

If you broke your leg in two places, what would you do?

Never go back to those two places!
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Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot!
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Why can’t your nose be 12 inches?

Because then it would be a foot!!
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What hair explodes?

Bangs!!!!
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Once John was asked: “What soap do you use?”
“Henry’s soap.”
“Which oil?”
“Henry’s herbal oil.”
“Which shampoo?”
“Henry’s shampoo.”
“Is Henry a multinational company?”

John: No, Henry is my roommate!
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