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Nothing But the Tooth

From Christina, age 10, East Prairie

What did the dentist say when he got to court?

I’ll tell the tooth the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth!
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Rating: -12 (from 206 votes)

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No Body Party

From Punk, age 12, the Carribean

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

Because he had no body to go to the party!
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Rating: +23 (from 191 votes)

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Twolips

From Molly, age 9, Wales

What grows in between your nose and your chin?

Twolips!
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Rating: -26 (from 188 votes)

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Something Smells

From Cupcake, age 3, Paris, France

What did the mouth say to the eye?

Something between us smells
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Rating: +47 (from 105 votes)

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Boogie

From Luke, age 6, Michigan, United States

How do you make a kleenex dance?

You put a little ‘boogie’ in it
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Rating: +14 (from 70 votes)

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