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Don’t Invite Them

From Karime, 11 years old, IL, USA

Why are dolls so afraid of cook-outs?

Because of last time that they had a Barbie-Q!
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New Car

From Ethan, 6 years old, Georgia

Why did the man buy a Ford?

Because he wanted to go ford not backward!
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Late Broom

From Eliza, 11 years old, Indiana

Why was the broom late?

It over SWEPT!
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Girl Boy Convo

From Eliza, 11 years old, Indiana

A girl and a boy are sitting and talking.
Girl: Do you know the time?

Boy: No, we haven’t met yet!
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Cute Girl

From Beth E. N. S., 12 years old, Springfield, OR, USA

A cute child was sitting down to eat breakfast. Her mom got out some Cheerios. When the girl’s father came into the kitchen for his cup of coffee, the girl looked up and said,

“Look what I got, Daddy! Donut seeds!”
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