Why did the little girl run away?
She was told that a contest was being held and the winner is who ran the farthest without stopping!
A teenaged girl had been talking on the phone for half an hour, then she hung up.
“Wow!” said her father. “Usually you talk for two hours. What happened?”
“Wrong number” she replied.
Hey, did you hear about the kidnapping?
It is okay, he woke up.
Kids in kindergarten don’t listen to Jack and the Beanstalk anymore.
Now it’s Jack and the Dangers of Genetically Engineered Bean Seeds.
Did you hear about the kidnapping?
Don’t worry, he woke up.