Kids Jokes

Did you her about the kid who drank eight cokes?

He burped seven up!
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What do you call a barbie doll that gets cooked?

A barbie que!!!!
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One day after school, little Jimmy went up to his teacher and asked, “Teacher, what does the word solid mean?”
The teacher replied, “Solid means not hollow – full of itself.”

Jimmy paused for a moment, then he said “My sister is very solid!”
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My new bike is…

wheely great!
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Dad, why do I have to go to bed?

Because the bed won’t come to you!
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I tell ya, when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection.

My yo-yo? It never came back.

– courtesy of James Patterson

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