Kids Jokes

What do you call a barbie doll that gets cooked?

A barbie que!!!!
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One day after school, little Jimmy went up to his teacher and asked, “Teacher, what does the word solid mean?”
The teacher replied, “Solid means not hollow – full of itself.”

Jimmy paused for a moment, then he said “My sister is very solid!”
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My new bike is…

wheely great!
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Dad, why do I have to go to bed?

Because the bed won’t come to you!
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I tell ya, when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection.

My yo-yo? It never came back.

– courtesy of James Patterson

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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named Amal. The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan. Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, “But they are twins. If you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal.”
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