Kids Jokes

From Benjamin , 10 years old, Virginia

Hey, did you hear about the kidnapping?

It is okay, he woke up.

Rating: +4 (from 12 votes)

From Emma, 9 years old, Florida

Kids in kindergarten don’t listen to Jack and the Beanstalk anymore.

Now it’s Jack and the Dangers of Genetically Engineered Bean Seeds.

Rating: -10 (from 22 votes)

From Jace Harrison, 13 years old, Georgia

Did you hear about the kidnapping?

Don’t worry, he woke up.

Rating: +3 (from 15 votes)

From Arvind Ramesh, 11 years old, Tennessee

Man 1: Hey, have you heard about the kidnapping?
Man 2: No, what happened?

Man 1: Don’t worry, he woke up!

Rating: -4 (from 16 votes)

From DoritozJokerz, 10 years old, Iowa

What do you call the child of a snowman that married Count Dracula?

Frostbite!

Rating: +11 (from 21 votes)