Kids Jokes

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named Amal. The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan. Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, “But they are twins. If you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal.”
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Zoe: Hello Emma, what a good day.
Emma: Zoe, what’s my name tomorrow?
Zoe: Emma.
Emma: What is my name in 5 days?
Zoe: Emma.
Emma: What about 10 weeks?
Zoe: Emma.
Emma: Knock Knock!
Zoe: Who is there?

Emma: Zoe, I am ashamed of you, you forgot my name already!
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Can I tell you a joke?

I’M JOKING!!!!!!!
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Naughty kid calls on the phone.
Kid: Do you have a refrigerator?
Man: Yes
Kid: Is it running?
Man: Yes
Kid: Hold it or it might run away
…later…
Kid: Do you have a refrigerator?
Man: No

Kid: Didn’t I tell you to hold it?
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Why did the little girl run away?

She was told that a contest was being held and the winner is who ran the farthest without stopping!
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