Kids Jokes

Why did the kid cross the pool?

To get to the other slide!
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Why did the kid take a broom to bed?

To sweep!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping?

Don’t worry he woke up!
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Did you her about the kid who drank eight cokes?

He burped seven up!
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What do you call a barbie doll that gets cooked?

A barbie que!!!!
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One day after school, little Jimmy went up to his teacher and asked, “Teacher, what does the word solid mean?”
The teacher replied, “Solid means not hollow – full of itself.”

Jimmy paused for a moment, then he said “My sister is very solid!”
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