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Pasture Bedtime

From Zia, age 15, Sydney, Australia

Knock. Knock.
Who’s there?
Pasture.
Pasture who?

I think it’s pasture bed time.
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Rating: +122 (from 430 votes)

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Abby Birthday

From Stephen, age 13, Dewitt, Michigan, USA

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?

Abby birthday to you, abby birthday to you…
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Rating: -139 (from 351 votes)

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Panth or No Panth

From Rick, a reader, Kansas, United States

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Panther
Panther who?

Panther no panth, I’m going thwimming!
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Rating: -124 (from 266 votes)

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Doughnut Knock

From Jade, age 9, Rizal, Philippines

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?

Doughnut keep me waiting out here please!
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Rating: -73 (from 211 votes)

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Police Investigator

From KOBE, age 16, Atlanta, Texas

KNOCK KNOCK
Who’s there?
A POLICE INVESTIGATOR
A police investigator who?

I WILL ASK THE QUESTIONS HERE!!!
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Rating: -13 (from 225 votes)

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