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Eating Homework

From Mya Thit Khet, 12 years old, Burma

Why did the boy eat his math homework?

Because his teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
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Math Teacher

From Ally, age 8, PA

What do you get if you cross a math teacher and a clock?

Arithma-ticks!
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Calc to Fighter

From Katie, age 10, Columbus,Ohio

What did the calculator say to the boxer?

Punch some numbers in!
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Time to Close

From Nakiyah, age 10, Washington D.C.

Why did the store close at 2:00pm?

It was twos-day!
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Scientists Stayed

From Bunny, age 6, Fresno, Texas

Why did the scientists have to stay at the mathmetician’s house?

He was serving pi!
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