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Better Know Your Bushels

Why can’t you say 288 in public?

Its two gross!
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The Whole Pizza

When is a fraction not a fraction?

When it’s a whole!
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How Old Are You

What goes up and never comes down?

Your age!
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How Does This Work?

Math teacher:If you were 7 last year, how old will you be next year?
Kid:Nine
Math teacher:Impossible!

Kid:No it isn’t teacher, I’m eight today!
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Fruity Joke

If you had 3 apples and 4 oranges in one hand and 3 apples and 3 oranges in other hand, what would you have ?

Very Large Hands
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