What do you call a box full of ducks?

A box of quackers!
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Why couldn’t the two elephants go swimming together?

They only had one pair of trunks!
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What animal always wakes you up in the morning?

An alarmadilo!
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Why did the cat get kicked out of the computer lab??

Because, he was playing with the mouse!
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What do you call a pig that knows karate?

Pork-chop!
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What do you call a cat that falls in the trash can?

Cat Litter!
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