What does the cow say when you get too close to it?

Mooooooooove!
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Why did the penguin wear a sweater?

Because it was cold!
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Why do seagulls live by the sea?

Because if they lived by the bay, they would be bay-guls!
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Why shouldn’t you play poker in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs!
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What do you get when you come across a shark with a parrot on its head?

An animal that talks your head off!
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What do you call someone who lives right beside a horse?

A neighhhbor!
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