Why don’t sharks eat clowns?

They taste funny!
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What do you call a dog in the sun?

A hot dog!
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What’s the last thing that goes through a fly’s mind when he’s hit with the flyswatter?

His butt!
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What do you call a box full of ducks?

A box of quackers!
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Why couldn’t the two elephants go swimming together?

They only had one pair of trunks!
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What animal always wakes you up in the morning?

An alarmadilo!
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