Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kanga.
Kanga, who?

No, kangaroo!
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What do you call a cold puppy?

A chili dog!
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What do you call a royal cow?

Sir Loin!
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Did you hear about the legless frog?

He was un-hoppy!
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What did the judge say when the skunk walked into his courtroom?

Odor in the court!
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What did the dog say to the cat?

Life is ruff!
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