What did the judge say when the skunk walked into his courtroom?

Odor in the court!
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What did the dog say to the cat?

Life is ruff!
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Why did two houses have two horses?

Because they were neighhhh-bors.
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What did the mother buffalo say to her little boy when he went off to school?

Bison!
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If your hamster dies where do you buy a new one?

New Hamster!
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Which animal lies all the time?

The Lion!
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