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Mickey in the Tub

From Izy, 10 years old, Oklahoma

What happened when Mickey Mouse fell in the tub?

He came out squeaky clean.
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Rating: +18 (from 54 votes)

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Bears Walk

From Austin, 7 years old, Jersey city,New Jersey

What do bears walk in?

Bear feet!
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Rating: +27 (from 65 votes)

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Tiger Riddle

From Cooldude, 8 years old, USA

Who went in the tiger’s lair and came out alive?

The tiger!
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Rating: +1 (from 35 votes)

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2000 Lb Hic

From Ava, 5 years old, San Francisco

What weighs 2000 pounds and says “hic, hic, hic”?

A hiccupotamus
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Rating: +9 (from 27 votes)

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Kangaroo Crossing

From JACK, 10 years old, ENGLAND

WHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU CROSS A SHEEP WITH A KANGAROO ?

A WOOLLY JUMPER!
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Rating: +2 (from 30 votes)

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