More Animal Jokes

From Ruben, 11 years old, Aurora, Colorado, USA

Where do alligators go to get money?

To the river bank!

Rating: +4 (from 12 votes)

From Kenyon Connor Sparks, 11 years old, Utah

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark?

A parrot that talks your ear off!

Rating: 0 (from 10 votes)

From Jack Hawkins, 8 years old, Orlando, Florida

Why did the Koala Bear get the job?

Because he had the “koala-fications”.

Rating: +3 (from 11 votes)

From MLK, 11 years old, United States

Why do people think skunks are stupid?

They never use good scents!

Rating: +5 (from 15 votes)

From Heidi, 13 years old, Lillington,NC, USA

What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bull-dozer!

Rating: +5 (from 11 votes)