What do you get when you cross a lion with an eagle?

A legal.
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How do you attract a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut!
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What did the wolf say to his coyote friend when they saw each other?

Hey, Coyote! HOWL are you today?!
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!
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I think sheep jokes are….

Baaaa-d
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