More Animal Jokes

From Tiph, 11 years old, Pennsylvania

Why is animal testing a bad idea ?

Because they get nervous and give the wrong answers!

Rating: +1 (from 7 votes)

From Cece, 10 years old, Greensburg, PA

Why didn’t the skunk have enough money to go to the movies?

Because he only had one scent!

Rating: +5 (from 7 votes)

From Alyssa Maddox, 11 years old, Texas

What is a tiger with red spots?

A tiger with the measles!

Rating: +3 (from 13 votes)

From Adreona, 10 years old, United States

Why couldn’t the people find the turkey?

Because it was Thanksgiving!

Rating: -6 (from 12 votes)

From Kailey Merrill, 9 years old, NY, United States of America

Where does a horse go when it is sick?

The horsepital!

Rating: +2 (from 8 votes)