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What do you call a snail on a sailboat?

A snailer!
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Me: What animal do you want to be?
Person: I want to be a dog (it doesn’t have to be a dog)
Me: Repeat what I say BAM make me a dog
Person: BAM make me a dog
Me : Are you a dog??
Person: No
Me: AGAIN BAM make me a dog
Person: BAM make me a dog
Me: Are you a dog?
Person: No

me: OK, because you were repeating what I said, you are not a dog, you are a PARROT!!!!
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What’s a lizard’s favorite story genre?

Fairy Tails!
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What is the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can tune a piano but you can’t tuna fish!!!
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What has more lives than a cat?

A frog because it croaks every night!
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