A man gets a survival guide in the mail. In one section it reads: “Never fight back to a bear.” But in the same section at the very end, it does say: “If the bear is still attacking after several minutes, consider fighting back.” Can’t you just imagine a man on his back looking at his watch, a bear clawing at his chest and him saying:
“One more minute, and THAT’S IT”
Where do alligators go to get money?
To the river bank!
What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark?
A parrot that talks your ear off!
Why did the Koala Bear get the job?
Because he had the “koala-fications”.
Why do people think skunks are stupid?
They never use good scents!