What’s the best kind of dog to keep time?

A watch dog!
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Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors?

If it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan!
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Mom Cheetah: Time for your bath!

Baby Cheetah: I don’t want to take a bath. I’m afraid I’ll come out spotless!
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How do you get a pig to the hospital?

In a hambulance!
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What does the cow say when you get too close to it?

Mooooooooove!
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Why did the penguin wear a sweater?

Because it was cold!
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