Holiday Jokes

How did the Easter eggs get off the highway?

They took the eggzit!
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What do wolves say on holidays?

Happy hoooooowlidays!
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What’s white and goes up?

A confused snowflake.
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Girl: Where is my b’day gift?
Boy: Can you see the red hot Ferrari on the other side of the road?
Girl: (extremely happy)Yes!?

Boy : I got the same colour nail polish for you!
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One day three Irishmen were out for a walk. They met a leprechaun. The leprechaun said they had one wish each; if they went down a slide, anything they wished for turned into a pool of it. The first Irishman went down and he wished for money so he landed in a pool of money. The second Irishman went down and he wished for Guiness so he landed in a pool of Guiness,

The third Irishman went down and he just said “Wheeeee!”
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