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Turkey Can Jump

From Sidney, age 11

Can a turkey jump higher than a empire state building?

Yes, because a building can’t jump!
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Rating: +27 (from 199 votes)

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Cantaloupe

From Candy, age 13, Mississippi,United States

What did the antelope say to the melon?

Can’telope tonight!
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Rating: -79 (from 125 votes)

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Suite Sweet

From Kintan, age 11, Jakarta, Indonesia

Why is a tourist like a candy lover?

Because they both want a suite(sweet)!
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Rating: -36 (from 68 votes)

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Fat Claus

From Zoe , age 10, Riverside, New Jersey

What did Santa say to Mrs.Claus when she said to lose some weight?

No,no,no!
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Rating: -30 (from 70 votes)

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Jungle Bells

From Jared, age 12, Hillsboro, Ohio

What is a monkeys favorite Christmas song?

“Jungle Bells”
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Rating: +8 (from 88 votes)

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