A girl asked me out, and said: “I’d like you to meet my family!”
People Jokes
Then she takes me to a wax museum.
A girl asked me out and says, “I’d like you to meet my family…”
…as she took me to the zoo…
Camper:What kind of tree is that?
Dad: A Dogwood tree.
Camper:How do you know?
By its bark!
Why do you have to have a password to get into a White House bathroom?
because when you enter you are: you’re a’ peein'[european]
Which city has the most pirates?
Arrrrrrlington!
What do you call two banana peels?
A pair of slippers!
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