There were four people in an airplane: The pilot, a priest, a boyscout and the world’s smartest man. The pilot says, “The engine has failed and the plane is going to crash. Grab your parachutes!” The boyscout says, “There’s only three parachutes!” The world’s smartest man says, “Well, I am very important to the world, so I should get a chute.” He grabs a chute and jumps out. They didn’t notice, but the pilot had already grabbed one and jumped out too, so the priest says to the boyscout, “You go ahead Son. I have lived a long and fulfilling life and am one with God.” The boyscout says, “That’s OK; we both have parachutes. The priest asked, “How is that?”
People Jokes
“The world’s smartest man jumped out with my backpack.”
Where does the general keep his armies?
In his sleeves!
What were Batman and Robin called after they got run over by a steamroller?
Flatman and Ribbon!
Old lady:My computer made a funny noise yesterday.
Old lady 2:Why?
Old lady:Well,I don’t know.Of course I’ve never heard it get throwed out a window before.
Why did the lady put lipstick on her forehead?
To make up her mind!
What do you call a Cinderella that likes to sing?
Singerella!
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