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Magnet Talk

What did the one magnet say to the other?

I’m attracted to you!
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Dead Elements

What do you do with dead elements?

Barium!
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Cation to Anion

What did the cation tell the anion in a molecule?

I’ve got my ion you!
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Dry Atoms

Two atoms were walking on the street. One atom lost an electron. The second atom asks:
Are you sure you want to continue walking ?

Yes, I am positive.
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Neutron Charge

A neutron walks into a restaurant and orders a soda. He asks the waiter how much for the drink.

The waiter answers: “For you, no charge!”
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