From Moonah, age 13, Cape Town, South Africa
What did the one magnet say to the other?
I’m attracted to you!
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From Dan, age 16, Sarver, Pennsylvania
What do you do with dead elements?
Barium!
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From Tigran, age 14, Toronto
What did the cation tell the anion in a molecule?
I’ve got my ion you!
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From Maria, age 8, Ottawa, Canada
Two atoms were walking on the street. One atom lost an electron. The second atom asks:
Are you sure you want to continue walking ?
Yes, I am positive.
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From James, age 6, Michigan
A neutron walks into a restaurant and orders a soda. He asks the waiter how much for the drink.
The waiter answers: “For you, no charge!”
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