Science Jokes

Teacher: What is the molecular formula of water?
Joe: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O
Teacher: What nonsense! How can you say that?

Joe: Sir, it is H to O!
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What did one uranuim-238 nucleus say to the other?

I gotta split!
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What did the selfish cell say to his neighbor?

It is mitosis, not yours! (If you dont get it, STUDY. YOUR. SCIENCE.)
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Sam: I once met a scientist with no doorbell.
Jack: Why didn’t he have one?

Sam: He wanted to win the no bell (Nobel) prize.
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I really like this book about anti-gravity.

It is impossible to put down!
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How did Ben Franklin feel when he discovered lightning was electricity?

He was truly shocked!
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