Science Jokes

What did the selfish cell say to his neighbor?

It is mitosis, not yours! (If you dont get it, STUDY. YOUR. SCIENCE.)
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Sam: I once met a scientist with no doorbell.
Jack: Why didn’t he have one?

Sam: He wanted to win the no bell (Nobel) prize.
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I really like this book about anti-gravity.

It is impossible to put down!
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How did Ben Franklin feel when he discovered lightning was electricity?

He was truly shocked!
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Two men walk up to a restaurant. One asks for H2O, the other man says you know what I’ll have some H2O too.

He died.
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