Science Jokes

What did the electrician say to his co-worker?

Watts up?
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What do you find in the center of Gravity?

The letter “V”!
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What is the ocean’s favorite TV show?

Whale of Fortune!
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What do you call a telescope in a rainbow car crash?

A colliding-scope! (kaleidoscope)
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Teacher: What is the molecular formula of water?
Joe: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O
Teacher: What nonsense! How can you say that?

Joe: Sir, it is H to O!
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What did one uranuim-238 nucleus say to the other?

I gotta split!
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