How far is it from one basketball court to the next?
Just a hoop, skip, and a jump!
In a game of basketball a player said to the other team,”You guys were way ahead! Now we’re tied!”
The other player said “Not for long, Shoelace!”
“Why are you calling me Shoelace?” asks the player who started the conversation.
“Because i just unTIED you!”
Q: How do you make a football player feel cold?
A: Make him stand close to the fans!
What did the boxer say to his barber?
Give me an uppercut!
Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf tournament?
He had a hole in one!