Sports Jokes

Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Because he had a hole in one!
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Did you hear about the guy who spent a whole weekend watching football?

Well, on Monday his wife tried to wake him up for work and said, “Come on, Larry, it’s twenty to seven!”

He looked around and said, “What? Really? Who’s winning?”
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How far is it from one basketball court to the next?

Just a hoop, skip, and a jump!
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In a game of basketball a player said to the other team,”You guys were way ahead! Now we’re tied!”
The other player said “Not for long, Shoelace!”
“Why are you calling me Shoelace?” asks the player who started the conversation.

“Because i just unTIED you!”
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