Sports Jokes

What is the difference between a golfer and a regular person?

Golfers don’t die, they just putter away.
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Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Because he had a hole in one!
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Did you hear about the guy who spent a whole weekend watching football?

Well, on Monday his wife tried to wake him up for work and said, “Come on, Larry, it’s twenty to seven!”

He looked around and said, “What? Really? Who’s winning?”
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How far is it from one basketball court to the next?

Just a hoop, skip, and a jump!
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