More Sports Jokes

From Hailie, 9 years old, El Paso

Why did the coach go to the bank?

To get his quarter back.

Rating: +9 (from 29 votes)

From Emily Black, 11 years old, New Zealand

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

So he didn’t get a hole in one!

Rating: +7 (from 29 votes)

From Nathanial, 11 years old, United States

Why can’t a hockey player tell a joke?

Because the ice might crack up!

Rating: +20 (from 26 votes)

From Joel, 9 years old, Huntsville, Alabama

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the team?

Because she ran away from the ball.

Rating: +11 (from 23 votes)

From Taylor, 9 years old, Kentucky

What is a golfer’s favorite thing to wear?

a tee-shirt!

Rating: +7 (from 23 votes)