Sports Jokes

Why was the football player bowling?

Because he was in the Super Bowl!
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What shirt do you wear when you are golfing?

A tee shirt!
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Where do rocks go to play golf?

Pebble Beach!
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In winter I asked my dad if I could go ice skating on the lake. My dad replied:

Wait till it gets warmer.
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Why did the skeleton barbecue at the bowling alley?

Because he wanted a spare of ribs!
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Why should you not tell jokes while you skate?

Because the ice might crack up!
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