Sports Jokes

Why did the coach go to the bank ?

To get his quarterback!
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What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

Give me my quarterback!
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Why was the football player bowling?

Because he was in the Super Bowl!
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What shirt do you wear when you are golfing?

A tee shirt!
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Where do rocks go to play golf?

Pebble Beach!
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In winter I asked my dad if I could go ice skating on the lake. My dad replied:

Wait till it gets warmer.
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