Friend One: Listen to this ringtone, it’s cool.
Friend Two: I don’t hear anything.
Miscellaneous Jokes
Friend One: It’s Silent Night!
If a man was born in Manchester, married in England and died in Dublin, What do you call him?
Dead
A robber was in prison. He got a plastic soup spoon and dug a tunnel. When he got out he was in a playground. He screeched,”I’M FREE!!!” A little girl looked at him and said,
“So what, I’m four!!!”
What is brown and very sticky?
A stick!
How do cows comunicate?
They use the Moo-rse code!
What is a baby’s motto?
If at first you don’t succeed cry, cry again!
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