Music Jokes

What do you call a tuba at the bottom of the ocean?

A TUBA-diver!
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What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

Decomposing!
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 Cent featuring Nickelback.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

40. 1 to change the bulb, and 39 to complain it’s electric.
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How does a band get loud underwater?

With sound waves.
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