Music Jokes

What is a balloon’s least favorite music?

POP music!
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How do you fix a tuba?

With a tuba glue.
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Why did Dan build a fire before his singing audition?

The judges told him to warm up!
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How do you get cool music?

Put your MP3 player in the freezer.
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What did Beethoven say when he was done?

Done Done Done DONE!
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How was the euphonium invented?

Someone thought the tuba should have a baby.
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