Music Jokes

From Ayden Webb, 8 years old, Thomasville, GA

What is a burglar’s favorite instrument?

A “steal” drum.

Rating: +3 (from 9 votes)

From Jay, 11 years old, California,USA

What type of music does a balloon never want to dance to?

POP!

Rating: +10 (from 10 votes)

From Unicorn, 12 years old, Europe

What kind of instrument do you wear on your feet??

Socksaphones.

Rating: +3 (from 3 votes)

From Dalton Hager, 6 years old, Rock Springs, WY. U.S.A

What is a mummy’s favorite kind of music?

Rap!

Rating: +7 (from 7 votes)

From Jay, 11 years old, California, USA

Which extraterrestrials like to play the trumpet?

A MARTIAN band !!!

Rating: +3 (from 7 votes)