Music Jokes

Why did Dan build a fire before his singing audition?

The judges told him to warm up!
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How do you get cool music?

Put your MP3 player in the freezer.
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What did Beethoven say when he was done?

Done Done Done DONE!
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How was the euphonium invented?

Someone thought the tuba should have a baby.
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How does Lady Gaga like her meat?

Raw Raw Raw Raw!
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