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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

40. 1 to change the bulb, and 39 to complain it’s electric.
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How does a band get loud underwater?

With sound waves.
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What does the fox say?

It’s definitely not RING-DING-DING-DING-DING-DING-DING!!!!
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

Poke-er-face!
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Why did the kid buy a broken record?

Because it was a smash hit.
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