Ocean and Beach Jokes

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because, pepper would make them sneeze!
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What do you call a grandpa whale?

A hunch back whale!
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Who cleans the ocean?

The mermaids!
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What is a fish without eyes?

A fsh!
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How do you make a gold fish age quickly?

Take off the ‘g’!
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What do you call a lazy crayfish?

A slobster!
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