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Ocean Says What

From Eli, 10 years old, Pennsylvania,America

What does the ocean say to the boat?

Nothing.It just waves.
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Rating: +17 (from 45 votes)

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Wet Rain

From Yakov, 7 years old, Cleveland, Ohio

What doesn’t get wet when it rains?

The sea!
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Rating: -7 (from 57 votes)

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Fish in Water

From Claire, age 9, Louisiana

Why do fish live in saltwater?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!
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Rating: +22 (from 162 votes)

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Fish Weigh In

From Paul, age 8, America

Why don’t you have to weigh fish?

Because they have their own scales!
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Rating: +5 (from 5 votes)

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Shark Snack

From Ayden, age 12, Oklahoma

What’s a shark’s fave food?

Peanut beater and jellyfish sandwich!
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Rating: 0 (from 4 votes)

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