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Play Nice

From Jazmin , 12 years old, Los Angeles

Why didn’t the shrimp share his toys?

Because he was a little shellfish!
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Rating: +10 (from 20 votes)

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She’s There

From Brendan R, 10 years old, United States of America

What you call a girl on the beach?

Sandy!
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Rating: +4 (from 6 votes)

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On an Island

From Samantha, 12 years old, England

If you are on an island and you got have one thing what would it be?
Beside a phone?

A boat!
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Rating: -6 (from 12 votes)

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Sand and Tide Convo

From Annamia, 9 years old, America,GA

What did the sand say when the tide finally came in?

“Long time no sea!”
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Rating: +3 (from 5 votes)

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Saltwater Fish

From Alisa E, 13 years old, Bakersfield CA

Why do fish live in salt water?

Pepper makes them sneeze!
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Rating: +6 (from 30 votes)

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