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What did the ocean say to the sand?

Nothing. It just waved.
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Play Nice

Why didn’t the shrimp share his toys?

Because he was a little shellfish!
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She’s There

What you call a girl on the beach?

Sandy!
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On an Island

If you are on an island and you got have one thing what would it be?
Beside a phone?

A boat!
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Sand and Tide Convo

What did the sand say when the tide finally came in?

“Long time no sea!”
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