Ocean and Beach Jokes

From Jazmin, 9 years old, Fairfax, Virginia

What do you call a fish with no eye?

A fsh.

Rating: +1 (from 15 votes)

From Derrick N., 8 years old, North America

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Sea’ya later!

Rating: +1 (from 11 votes)

From Amira B., 10 years old, Ottawa, Ontario, Canada

What did the ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing, it just waved!!!

Rating: +7 (from 9 votes)

From Heidi Nixon, 13 years old, Lillington, NC, USA

Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

Rating: +13 (from 17 votes)

From Nicholas, 10 years old, Florida

What did the ocean say to the land?

Nothing, it just waved!

Rating: +1 (from 5 votes)