Ocean and Beach Jokes

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

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What is the funniest fish in the sea?

A clownfish!
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What do you call a lazy crawfish?

A Slobster!
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What did the sardines call the submarine?

A can of people!
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Why should a fish know its weight?

Because it has scales!
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