Ocean and Beach Jokes

Who cleans the ocean?

The mermaids!
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What is a fish without eyes?

A fsh!
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How do you make a gold fish age quickly?

Take off the ‘g’!
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What do you call a lazy crayfish?

A slobster!
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What kind of fish do you see at night?

A star fish!
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Why did the seagull fly over the sea?

Because, if it flew over the bay it would be a baygull!
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