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Mermaid

From Carys, age 14, North Carolina

What underwear does a mermaid wear?

Alge bra!!!
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Rating: -9 (from 17 votes)

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Library

From Chase, age 5, Florida

Why did the fish go to the library?

To find some bookworms!
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Rating: -25 (from 61 votes)

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Boy Mermaid

From Faith, 7 years old, the USA

What do you call a boy mermaid?

A merdude!
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Rating: +1 (from 23 votes)

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Witch

From Celeste, 11 years old, Harlingin, Texas

What do you call a witch that lives on the beach?

A sandwitch!
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Rating: +8 (from 14 votes)

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Good Night Sleep

From Bill, age 9, New York

Why can’t the ocean get a good night’s sleep?

It has lobsters in its bed!
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Rating: +7 (from 13 votes)

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