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Shark Snack

From Ayden, age 12, Oklahoma

What’s a shark’s fave food?

Peanut beater and jellyfish sandwich!
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Rating: -4 (from 14 votes)

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Tricky Fish

From Ken, age 11, Japan

What fish died but still swims?

An angel fish of course!
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Rating: +6 (from 8 votes)

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Mermaids Wear

From Jenicole13, age 13, Houston, Texas

What do mermaids wear to math class?

Alge-bra!
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Rating: -21 (from 115 votes)

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Sharks in Saltwater

From Sophie H., age 9, Omaha,Nebraska

Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
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Rating: +1 (from 5 votes)

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Oceans Met

From Carly R, age 9, United States

What did the 2 oceans do when they met?

They waved!
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Rating: +30 (from 70 votes)

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