Why did the bee get married?
Were does the Easter Bunny go for brunch?
Old lady:My computer made a funny noise yesterday.
Old lady 2:Why?
What was the rat’s name that always tooted?
What did the sedimentary rock tell his teacher during the test to become a metamorphic rock?
There was a 100 dollar bill,which was old,and the other 1 dollar bill,which was older. The 100 dollar bill said,”I had a good life,I’ve been to the theater,amusment park,and even to see the zoo.”
“Wow!You did have a good life!” The 1 dollar exclaims.
“Where did you go to?” The 100 dollar asks.
” Well,” the 1 dollar said,”I’ve been to the Baptist church and Catholic church…”